| Issue | #579 |
| Published | December 2007 |
| Cover Price | $2.25 USD |
| Pages | 44 |
| Editing | Victor Gorelick; Richard Goldwater (editor-in chief) |
| Characters | Archie Andrews; Betty Cooper; Veronica Lodge; Waldo Weatherbee; Geraldine Grundy |
| Genre | teen; humor |
| Pencils | Stan Goldberg (signed) |
| Inks | Bob Smith (signed) |
| Characters | Archie Andrews; Waldo Weatherbee; Reggie Mantle; Jughead Jones; Moose Mason; Midge Klump; Veronica Lodge; Betty Cooper; Dilton Doiley; Nancy Woods; Chuck Clayton; Fred Andrews; Mary Andrews; Hiram Lodge |
| Synopsis | Annoyed at the students for using their cellphones instead of listening to his speech, Mr. Weatherbee bans cellphones from the school. |
| Genre | teen; humor |
| Script | Angelo DeCesare |
| Pencils | Stan Goldberg |
| Inks | Bob Smith |
| Colors | Barry Grossman |
| Letters | Jack Morelli |
| Characters | Archie Andrews; Mary Andrews; Veronica Lodge; Betty Cooper; Jughead Jones |
| Synopsis | Archie is late for a date with Veronica and scurries around making up for lost time. |
| Genre | teen; humor |
| Script | Kathleen Webb |
| Pencils | Stan Goldberg |
| Inks | Bob Smith |
| Colors | Barry Grossman |
| Letters | Jack Morelli |
| Characters | Archie Andrews; Charlie Thompson; Betty Lou; Vicki; Betty Cooper; Veronica Lodge |
| Synopsis | Archie befriends an older gentleman from the retirement home caught in a love triangle, with eerie similarities to Archie's situation with Betty and Veronica. |
| Genre | teen; humor |
| Script | Barbara Slate |
| Pencils | Stan Goldberg |
| Inks | Bob Smith |
| Colors | Barry Grossman |
| Letters | Jack Morelli |
| Characters | Archie Andrews; Betty Cooper; Veronica Lodge; Moose Mason; Reggie Mantle; Cheryl Blossom; Jughead Jones |
| Genre | teen; humor |
| Pencils | (fan art) |
| Inks | (fan art) |
| Colors | (fan art) |
| Letters | (fan art); typeset |
| Characters | Archie Andrews |
| Genre | teen; humor |
| Script | (fan reports) |
| Letters | typeset |
| Notes | Fan report on honeybees. |
| Characters | Archie Andrews; Mary Andrews; Jughead Jones |
| Synopsis | Archie decides to make himself a huge breakfast and ends up making a huge mess out of Mary's clean kitchen. |
| Genre | teen; humor |
| Script | Mike Pellowski |
| Pencils | Stan Goldberg |
| Inks | Bob Smith |
| Colors | Barry Grossman |
| Letters | Jack Morelli |