| Issue | #82 |
| Published | January 1986 |
| Cover Price | 1.70 USD; 2.00 CAD |
| Pages | 28 |
| Genre | satire |
| Pencils | Dave Sim; Gerhard (backgrounds) |
| Inks | Dave Sim; Gerhard (backgrounds) |
| Colors | Gerhard |
| Characters | Henrot; the Wizard; Thrunk; Astoria; Julius; Woman-Thing ; Sump Thing; and the artist chap |
| Synopsis | Everyone wants to be Tarim. |
| Genre | satire |
| Script | Dave Sim |
| Pencils | Dave Sim; Gerhard (backgrounds) |
| Inks | Dave Sim; Gerhard (backgrounds) |
| Letters | Dave Sim |
| Notes | Sacred Wars. Cerebus gets his nose stretched so he looks like he did in the first issues |
| Reprinted | in Cerebus (Aardvark-Vanaheim, 1986 series) #4 [Church & State Volume II] |