Issue Details

Issue	#70
Published	January 1981
Cover Price	1.25 USD
Pages	84
Editing	Larry Hama; Christopher Priest [as Jim Owsley] (associate); Marie Severin (art director)

Cover Details - "Crazy Super Special"

Characters	Behemoth Jack; Obnoxio the Clown; Nebbish; Teen-Hulk [Chester Weems]
Genre	Satire
Pencils	James Sherman (painted; signed)
Inks	James Sherman (painted; signed)
Colors	James Sherman (painted; signed)

1 page story "1,000 Shares of International Swindlers, Inc."

Synopsis	Stock certificate for International Swindlers, Inc.
Genre	Satire
Notes	On inside front cover.
Reprinted	from Crazy Magazine (Marvel, 1973 series) #?

1 page credits "Table of Contents"

Letters

typeset

5 page story "The Towering Mess"

Characters	Steve McQueasy; Paul Noonan; William Holdit; Richard Chamberlaid; Ernest Bugnine; Shelly Withered; Charlton Peston; Leonid Brezhnev; Kareem Abdul-Jabbar [as The Building]
Synopsis	A satire of the movie THE TOWERING INFERNO.
Genre	Satire
Script	Stu Schwartzberg
Pencils	Vance Rodewalt
Inks	Vance Rodewalt
Reprinted	from Crazy Magazine (Marvel, 1973 series) #11 (June 1975)

4 page History of Moosekind story "History of Moosekind, Part X"

Characters	Dr. Moose; Marvin the Minstrel; William, Moose of Normandy; Moosna Carta Crooners; William Shakesdeer; Robinson Musoe; Ivanhoof; Alice; Ebenezer Moose; The Ghost of Christmas Past; Sherlock Moose; The Moose of the Baskervilles; Gulliver's Moose; Jungle Moose; Puritan Moose; Blue Moose; JMW Furner; Mooton; Mr. Winston Churchmoose; Alfred Hitchcud; The Beatelks; The Rolling Stags; James Dung; Goldantler
Synopsis	"Invading herds from Scandinavia and the low pastures settle on the British Isles, sowing the seeds of British Empire."
Genre	Satire
Script	Bob Foster
Pencils	Bob Foster
Inks	Bob Foster
Reprinted	from Crazy Magazine (Marvel, 1973 series) #10

7 page story "Daily Survivor, New York's Only Newspaper"

Synopsis	Newspaper parody.
Genre	Satire
Script	Tony Isabella; Carla Joseph; Gerry Conway; Steve Skeates
Pencils	D. Hunt ?
Inks	D. Hunt ?
Reprinted	from Crazy Magazine (Marvel, 1973 series) #?

8 page story "Daytime Television"

Characters	Dinah Sore; Spiro Agnew; Art Phlegming; Peter Marshmellow; Wally Kooks; Karen Valentiny; Jan Murrilah; John Davidsonny; Paul Lympe; Rose Marryme; Charley Bollweevil; Vincent Priceless; Chollie Tuna; Lucille Ballbearing; Ethyl; Walter Crankshaft; President Richard Nixon; Don McGregor (photo); Marv Wolvman (photo); Monty Gall; Mike Muggles; Bob Youbanks
Synopsis	A satire of daytime television.
Genre	Satire
Script	Marv Wolfman
Pencils	Dick Wright; ? (photos)
Inks	Dick Wright; ? (photos)
Notes	Page 6 of the story is a photo story with Don McGregor and Marv Wolfman.
Reprinted	from Crazy Magazine (Marvel, 1973 series) #?

2 page story "If Different Boys Grew Up to be President"

Characters	Charley Brown; Lucy; Linus; Red Baron [Snoopy]; Lamont Sanford; Fred Sanford; President Richard Nixon; John-Boy Walton
Genre	Satire
Script	Michael Pellowski
Pencils	Murad Gumen
Inks	Murad Gumen
Reprinted	from Crazy Magazine (Marvel, 1973 series) #?

1 page story "Crazy's Hamburgers on the March"

Genre	Satire
Script	Marv Wolfman
Letters	typeset
Reprinted	from Crazy Magazine (Marvel, 1973 series) #?

4 page History of Moosekind story "History of Moosekind, Part XI"

Characters	Dr. Melville Moose; El Cud; Ferdinantler Moosgellan; El Griego; King Ferdinantler; Queen Isabulla; Salvador Deerli; Pablo Picassoom; El Cordomoos; Andres Soomovia; Pablo Casooms; General Francisco Frankmoos
Synopsis	"In spite of Moosekind's migration to the Iberian Peninsula, Spain flourishes."
Genre	Satire
Script	Bob Foster
Pencils	Bob Foster
Inks	Bob Foster
Reprinted	from Crazy Magazine (Marvel, 1973 series) #11 (June 1975)

8 page story "Saturday Morning TV"

Characters	Harley; Hog; Flat-Truck; High Roller; RPMs; Roda-Rooder; The Bungler Family; The Daily Family; Karate Chop Suey; Rosey
Synopsis	A parody of Saturday morning tv shows, featuring "Harley and the Hogs", "Beyond the Valley of the Lost World of the Land of the Jolly Green Dinosaurs", "Them Daily's", "The Porridge Family... 2200 A.D.", "Devlish" and "Karate Chop Suey."
Genre	Satire
Script	Lance Boyle
Pencils	Bert Forrest; Mordecai Inglefeld; Willie Ito; William Stout; Richard Stanley; Igor Vorpuzzi
Inks	Bert Forrest; Mordecai Inglefeld; Willie Ito; William Stout; Richard Stanley; Igor Vorpuzzi
Reprinted	from Crazy Magazine (Marvel, 1973 series) #?

4 page Stupid Stories Illustrated text story "Stupid Stories Illustrated: Now, Take My Planet - Please"

Characters	Timothy Typeset
Genre	Satire; Science Fiction
Script	Steve Skeates

1 page story "Crazy's Craziest Radio Show"

Genre	Satire
Script	Marv Wolfman
Pencils	? (photos)
Inks	? (photos)

2 page Crazy's Hot Flashes story "Crazy's Hot Flashes: News From Around the World, Around the Nation, Around the Corner, and Under the Table."

Synopsis	News from Santiago, Chile; Nuremburg, Ohio; Massage, Sweden; Nuremburg, Ohio; Dimmak, Cambodia; Peoria, Illinois; Bulk Rate, Wisconsin; Vineridge, South Dakota and Nuremberg, Ohio.
Genre	Satire
Script	Bruce Carlin
Pencils	Michele Wolfman (photos)
Inks	Michele Wolfman (photos)
Reprinted	from Crazy Magazine (Marvel, 1973 series) #?

4 page Crazy Guide story "Crazy Guide to Body Language"

Genre	Satire
Script	Michael Pellowski
Pencils	Michael Ricigliano
Inks	Michael Ricigliano
Reprinted	from Crazy Magazine (Marvel, 1973 series) #?

2 page story "American Fairy Tales"

Genre	Satire
Script	Warren Emery
Pencils	Bill Dubay
Inks	Bill Dubay
Reprinted	from Crazy Magazine (Marvel, 1973 series) #?

7 page story "Crazy's Ultimate Game Show!"

Characters	Mort Thanos; Bill; Milly Jonas (dies); Pete Wilkens; Ms. Jane Jonson; Dr. Thomas Beck
Synopsis	The funeral game.
Genre	Satire
Script	Paul Lewis
Pencils	Marie Severin
Inks	Marie Severin
Reprinted	from Crazy Magazine (Marvel, 1973 series) #?

4 page History of Moosekind story "History of Moosekind, Part XII"

Characters	Francisco Pizzaroll; Chaac Moos; Hernandez De Cordomoos; Hernan Moostes; Moostezuma II; General Santa Antla; Francisco Moosdero; Pancho Moose; Dr. Melville Moose
Synopsis	"Moosekind munches into the new world and the curtain rises on the first great American civilizations.
Genre	Satire
Script	Bob Foster
Pencils	Bob Foster
Inks	Bob Foster
Reprinted	from Crazy Magazine (Marvel, 1973 series) #12

16 page story "Everything You Need to Form Your Own Rock Group and Make Millions of Dollars Even Though You Have Absolutely No Musical Ability Whatsoever!"

Genre	Satire
Script	Steve Skeates
Pencils	Trina Robins
Inks	Trina Robins
Reprinted	from Crazy Magazine (Marvel, 1973 series) #?

1 page Commercials That Drive You Crazy story "Commercials That Drive You Crazy No. 4: Buy-Our Aspirin"

Genre	Satire
Script	Roy Thomas; Jean Thomas
Pencils	Marie Severin; Vince Colletta [as Vinnie Colletta] (photos)
Inks	Marie Severin; Vince Colletta [as Vinnie Colletta] (photos)
Notes	On inside back cover.

1 page Commercials That Drive You Crazy story "Commercials That Drive You Crazy No. 12: Clorot Bleach"

Genre	Satire
Script	Stu Schwartzberg
Pencils	Marie Severin
Inks	Marie Severin
Notes	Back cover.