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Issue Details

Issue #173
Published November 1980
Cover Price 0.75 USD
Pages 52
Editing Bill Sproul; Joe Catalano (contributing editor)

Cover Details

Characters Darth Vader [Anakin Skywalker]; Luke Skywalker; Chewbacca; R2-D2; Yoda; Sylvester P. Smythe
Genre Satire; Science Fiction
Pencils John Severin (signed)
Inks John Severin (signed)
Colors John Severin (signed)

2 page Cracked Poster; Sylvester P. Smythe; Star Wars illustration "Star Wars Pinup"

Characters Lando Calrissian; C-3PO; Darth Vader [Anakin Skywalker]; Luke Skywalker; Chewbacca; R2-D2; Yoda; Sylvester P. Smythe; Han Solo
Genre Satire; Science Fiction
Pencils John Severin (signed)
Inks John Severin (signed)
Colors John Severin (signed)
Notes Poster is on inside front and back covers and is an expanded version of the cover.

1 page credits "Table of Contents"

Script George Gladir; Randy Epley; Paul Laikin; John Williams; Charles Brown; Virgil Diamond; Elaine Ozimok; Alex Tamborrino
Pencils John Langton
Notes Writers for the magazine and one artist are listed in the Table of Contents, but not attributed to the individual stories.

2 page Lettuce from our Readers letters page "Lettuce from our Readers"

Notes Letters from our readers - Sammy Wong, Wendy Soares, Anthony Seay, Kathy and Billy Simons, David Mills, Brian Wells, Clarence Reid, Meyer Russel, Rick Davis, L.S. Vives, Tom Oshman, Quacky Markham and Mrs. Antonio Tamborrino.

7 page Star Wars story "The Empire Strikes Out"

Characters Fluke; Chewie; Princess Leotard; R2-D2; CPO; Obi Finoakie [Bend]; (vision); Mr. Marcus; Yodel; Landau Corinthian; Hands
Synopsis A satire of the movie THE EMPIRE STRIKES BACK.
Genre Satire; Science Fiction
Pencils John Severin [as O.O. Severin]
Inks John Severin [as O.O. Severin]

4 page story "Cracked's New Sidewalk, Street and Playground Games"

Genre Satire
Pencils Warren Sattler
Inks Warren Sattler

1 page Ye Hang Ups story "Ye Hang Ups"

Genre Satire
Pencils Catherine Severin [as C.E. Severin]
Inks Catherine Severin [as C.E. Severin]

3 page story "Cracked Updated Punchlines to Some of the World's Oldest Jokes"

Genre Satire
Pencils Sururi Gumen
Inks Sururi Gumen

5 page The Cracked Lens story "Absolutely, Unquestionably, Positively, Undeniably, the Very, Very, Last of the Cracked Lens (and we mean it this time!)"

Synopsis 24 captioned photos.
Genre Satire
Pencils ? (photos)
Inks ? (photos)

2 page A Cracked Look story "A Cracked Look at a Big City Office"

Genre Satire
Pencils Sururi Gumen
Inks Sururi Gumen

4 page story "How the Government Can Cut Down on Spending"

Genre Satire

2 page Cracked Facts story "Cracked Facts"

Characters Rene Ruiz; Margaret Stonehead; Paula Snifley; Ayatullah; Bob "Stretch" Blinski; Martin Quackery; President Jimmy Carter
Genre Satire
Pencils Bill Ward ?
Inks Bill Ward ?

4 page The Cracked World story "The Cracked World of Vacations"

Genre Satire
Pencils Don Orehek
Inks Don Orehek

2 page story "A Dozen Things Never to do at the Beach"

Genre Satire
Pencils Don Orehek
Inks Don Orehek

4 page story "If Ronald Reagan Becomes President"

Characters Ronald Reagan; Nancy Reagan; Moses; Superman; Godfather; Miss Piggy; Clint Eastwood; Henry Kissinger
Genre Satire
Pencils Samuel Whitehead [as S.B. Whitehead]
Inks Samuel Whitehead [as S.B. Whitehead]

5 page Cracked Interviews story "Cracked Interviews the Multi-Cinema King"

Characters Nanny Dickering; Dickie; Ray Design, Jr.
Genre Satire
Pencils Bill Ward
Inks Bill Ward

1 page Shut-Ups! story "Shut-Ups!"

Genre Satire
Pencils Don Orehek
Inks Don Orehek

1 page Great Moments (backcovers) *do not use* / *please fix* "Great Moments in Aviation: Mario Tamborrino Makes First Trans-Atlantic Balloon Crossing"

Characters Mario Tamborrino
Genre Satire
Pencils Samuel Whitehead [as S.B. Whitehead]
Inks Samuel Whitehead [as S.B. Whitehead]
Colors Samuel Whitehead [as S.B. Whitehead] ?
Letters ?