| Issue | #1 |
| Published | June 1986 |
| Cover Price | 2.00 |
| Pages | 36 |
| Editing | Cliff MacGillivray |
| Notes | Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles parody issue. |
| Pencils | Andy Ice |
| Inks | Andy Ice |
| Notes | Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles parody issue. |
| Synopsis | How the Adolescent Radioactive Black Belt Hamsters came into being. |
| Script | Don Chin |
| Pencils | Parsonavich |
| Inks | Parsonavich |
| Letters | Parsonavich |
| Script | Cliff MacGillivray |
| Pencils | Dave Garcia |
| Inks | Dave Garcia |
| Letters | Jack Thompson |
| Script | Cliff MacGillivray |
| Pencils | Andy Ice |
| Inks | Andy Ice |
| Letters | Andy Ice |
| Script | Andy Ice |
| Pencils | Andy Ice |
| Inks | Andy Ice |
| Letters | Andy Ice |
| Synopsis | The origin of the PTDGKFK. |
| Script | Lee Marrs |
| Pencils | Lee Marrs |
| Inks | Lee Marrs |
| Letters | Lee Marrs |
| Notes | Continues in Pre-Teen Dirty-Gene Kung-Fu Kangaroos #1. |