| Issue | #164 |
| Published | November 1964 |
| Cover Price | 0.12 USD |
| Pages | 36 |
| Editing | Richard Goldwater |
| Characters | Archie Andrews; Veronica Lodge; Pop Tate |
| Genre | teen; humor |
| Pencils | Samm Schwartz |
| Inks | Samm Schwartz |
| Characters | Archie Andrews; Jughead Jones; Reggie Mantle; Betty Cooper; Veronica Lodge; Mary Andrews |
| Synopsis | No one will believe Archie when he says that he got his black eye because he "walked into a door," since that's the corniest old excuse in the book. |
| Genre | teen; humor |
| Script | Frank Doyle |
| Pencils | Bill Vigoda |
| Characters | Jughead Jones; Betty Cooper |
| Synopsis | Betty does a bathing-suit pose while worrying about her weight. |
| Genre | teen; humor |
| Pencils | Dan DeCarlo |
| Inks | Rudy Lapick |
| Letters | Vincent DeCarlo |
| Characters | Archie Andrews; Veronica Lodge |
| Synopsis | A policeman tries to get Archie and Veronica off the grass. |
| Genre | teen; humor |
| Pencils | Dan DeCarlo |
| Inks | Rudy Lapick |
| Letters | Vincent DeCarlo |
| Characters | Josie; Melody; Pepper; Albert |
| Synopsis | Josie and Pepper pick Albert as the model for their outdoor art class, a big disappointment to all the boys who signed up thinking they were going to draw Melody. |
| Genre | teen; humor |
| Script | Frank Doyle |
| Pencils | Dan DeCarlo |
| Inks | Rudy Lapick |
| Letters | Vincent DeCarlo |
| Notes | The shortest of the three boys on page 3 is a self-caricature of Dan DeCarlo. |
| Characters | Li'l Jinx; Hap Holliday |
| Synopsis | To stop her from making noise, Daddy tells Li'l Jinx to color with crayons. |
| Genre | children; humor |
| Script | Joe Edwards |
| Pencils | Joe Edwards |
| Inks | Joe Edwards |
| Letters | Joe Edwards |
| Characters | Archie Andrews; Reggie Mantle; Veronica Lodge; Mr. Lodge |
| Synopsis | To get in good with Mr. Lodge, Archie brings him a basket of live crabs. The twist is that the crabs don't bite him this time. |
| Genre | teen; humor |
| Script | Frank Doyle |
| Pencils | Bill Vigoda |
| Letters | Victor Gorelick |
| Notes | Archie's line "I got some seafood, momma!" is a reference to the Andrews Sisters song "Hold Tight (Want Some Seafood Mama)." |