| Issue | #394 |
| Published | May 1984 |
| Cover Price | 0.60 |
| Pages | 36(?) |
| Editing | Victor Gorelick |
| Characters | Archie Andrews; Jughead Jones; Hot Dog |
| Genre | teen; humor |
| Pencils | Dan DeCarlo (signed) |
| Inks | Jim DeCarlo |
| Colors | Barry Grossman |
| Letters | Bill Yoshida |
| Characters | Archie Andrews; Jughead Jones; Betty Cooper; Veronica Lodge; Reggie Mantle; Dilton Doily |
| Synopsis | The Archies try to make a music video for NTV. |
| Genre | teen; humor |
| Script | George Gladir |
| Pencils | Stan Goldberg |
| Inks | Rudy Lapick |
| Colors | Barry Grossman |
| Letters | Bill Yoshida |
| Characters | Jughead Jones; Archie Andrews; Pop Tate |
| Synopsis | Jughead makes good on a promise from Archie. |
| Genre | teen; humor |
| Script | George Gladir |
| Pencils | Chic Stone |
| Colors | Barry Grossman |
| Letters | Bill Yoshida |
| Characters | Archie Andrews |
| Synopsis | A puzzle involving literary characters and authors. |
| Script | Rod Ollerenshaw |
| Pencils | Rod Ollerenshaw |
| Inks | Rod Ollerenshaw |
| Colors | Barry Grossman |
| Letters | Rod Ollerenshaw |
| Characters | Marvelous Maureen; Wonder Blunder; Clarissa; Cecily; Repticus |
| Synopsis | The inept space witch Cecily threatens to put a curse on Maureen. |
| Genre | science fiction; humor; adventure |
| Script | Lori Walls |
| Pencils | Lori Walls (signed) |
| Inks | Jon D'Agostino |
| Colors | Lori Walls (signed) |
| Letters | Bill Yoshida |
| Characters | Jughead Jones; Archie Andrews; Hot Dog; Delilah |
| Synopsis | Hot Dog falls in love with a cute French Poodle from a dog food commercial. |
| Genre | teen; humor |
| Script | George Gladir |
| Pencils | Stan Goldberg |
| Inks | Rudy Lapick |
| Colors | Barry Grossman |
| Letters | Bill Yoshida |
| Characters | Wanda Wunderbuss; Gary Grimlove; P.R. Picker |
| Synopsis | The story of Wanda Wunderbuss, an anchorwoman for the NIT Nightly News. Secretly engaged to the handsome but dumb co-anchor, Gary Grimlove, Wanda begins to wonder why she's constantly sent out on dangerous assignments in foreign countries while Gary is given all the cushy jobs. When she's finally had enough of the unequal treatment, she hits Gary, who self-destructs: he was a robot created by NIT to be the perfect pretty, bland anchorman. Wanda takes the loss of her fiancé in stride, and threatens to reveal NIT's secret unless she is allowed to pick her own assignments and her own co-anchor. |
| Genre | humor |
| Script | Bob Bolling |
| Pencils | Bob Bolling (signed) |
| Inks | Bob Bolling (signed) |
| Colors | Barry Grossman |
| Letters | Bob Bolling |
| Notes | This strange satirical story was a pilot for a series that never happened; the title page proclaims "introducing Wanda Wunderbuss!" but she never appeared again. At one point Wanda refers to herself as "Wunderbust." Most appearances of the name "Wunderbuss" have the last "s" looking slightly different from the other letters. It appears that "Wunderbust" was changed for being too suggestive, but one mention of the original name slipped through. |