| Issue | #84 |
| Published | May 1977 |
| Cover Price | .30 USD |
| Pages | 36 |
| Notes | Continuing the parody of "Mary Hartman, Mary Hartman". |
| Characters | Betty Cooper; Archie Andrews; Jughead Jones; Pop Tate; Veronica Lodge; Mr. Clyde |
| Genre | teen; humor; soap opera |
| Pencils | Stan Goldberg |
| Colors | Barry Grossman |
| Notes | Continuing the parody of "Mary Hartman, Mary Hartman". |
| Characters | Betty Cooper; Archie Andrews; Jughead Jones; Veronica Lodge; Fatima Dezire (cameo); the genie (cameo); Pop Tate |
| Synopsis | After their adventures overseas, the kids are relaxing in Pop's shoppe when they discover that Veronica and Pop Tate have been replaced by wind up dolls. Meanwhile, the soda Jughead was drinking is causing him to shrink to the size of a mouse. |
| Genre | teen; humor; soap opera |
| Script | Frank Doyle |
| Pencils | Stan Goldberg |
| Inks | Jon D'Agostino |
| Colors | Barry Grossman |
| Letters | Bill Yoshida |
| Characters | Li'l Jinx; Greg |
| Synopsis | In the middle of winter, Greg has his mind on baseball. |
| Genre | children; humor; gags |
| Script | Joe Edwards |
| Pencils | Joe Edwards |
| Inks | Joe Edwards |
| Letters | Joe Edwards |
| Characters | Betty Cooper; Archie Andrews; Jughead Jones; Dr. Jerkil [Mr. Clyde] |
| Synopsis | Betty and Archie save Jughead from a dog and take him to State University. There they meet Dr. Jerkil, who's convinced the kids are dealing with aliens. They leave Jughead with the doctor, who discovers that the doctor can change via a potion into Mr. Clyde, a hideous man. |
| Genre | teen; humor; soap opera |
| Script | Frank Doyle |
| Pencils | Stan Goldberg |
| Inks | Jon D'Agostino |
| Colors | Barry Grossman |
| Letters | Bill Yoshida |
| Characters | Betty Cooper; Jughead Jones; Dr. Jerkil [Mr. Clyde]; Archie Andrews; Ethel Muggs; the old man from the antique store; Veronica Lodge (as a wind up doll); Pop Tate (as a wind up doll) |
| Synopsis | Mr. Clyde reveals to Jughead that he is an alien sent to collect earth samples and replace them with andriods. Clyde turns back into Jerkil, and puts Jughead in his pocket to go meet the spaceship. The old man then convinces Ethel to look through a telescope as Jerkil walks by. With the telescope, she sees Jughead tied up and sitting in Jerkil's pocket. |
| Genre | teen; humor |
| Script | Frank Doyle |
| Pencils | Stan Goldberg |
| Inks | Jon D'Agostino |
| Colors | Barry Grossman |
| Letters | Bill Yoshida |
| Characters | Betty Cooper |
| Characters | Archie Andrews |
| Notes | A letter/number replacement puzzle. |
| Characters | Betty Cooper; Ethel Muggs; the old man from the anitque store; Dr. Jerkil; Jughead Jones; Pop Tate; Veronica Lodge |
| Synopsis | Dr. Jerkil convinces Ethel to go with him if she wants to see the Jughead figure. Archie and Betty come back to Jerkil's lab only to realize Jughead is in trouble and Jerkil is an alien. They track the alien android to a spaceship cleverly disguised as a diner. Ethel's scream destroys the alien android after realizing the figure in Jerkil's pocket really is Jughead. The shrinking solution then wears off of Jughead and the gang free Pop Tate and Veronica, who are tied up in the diner. |
| Genre | teen; humor; soap opera |
| Script | Frank Doyle |
| Pencils | Stan Goldberg |
| Inks | Jon D'Agostino |
| Colors | Barry Grossman |
| Letters | Bill Yoshida |