| Issue | #163 |
| Published | February 1981 |
| Cover Price | 0.50 USD |
| Pages | 36 |
| Editing | Richard Goldwater |
| Characters | Little Archie Andrews; Little Betty Cooper; Little Veronica Lodge; Little Jughead Jones |
| Genre | children; humor |
| Script | Dexter Taylor |
| Pencils | Dexter Taylor (signed) |
| Inks | Dexter Taylor (signed) |
| Colors | Barry Grossman |
| Characters | Little Archie Andrews; Spotty; Fred Andrews; Mary Andrews |
| Synopsis | The Andrews' car is stolen with Spotty still in it. Spotty chases off the carjacker but is hurt in the process. An old vagrant with a white beard nurses him back to health. |
| Genre | adventure |
| Script | Dexter Taylor |
| Pencils | Dexter Taylor |
| Inks | Jon D'Agostino |
| Colors | Barry Grossman |
| Letters | Bill Yoshida |
| Characters | Li'l Jinx; Charley Hawse |
| Genre | children; humor |
| Script | Joe Edwards |
| Pencils | Joe Edwards |
| Inks | Joe Edwards |
| Colors | Barry Grossman |
| Letters | Joe Edwards |
| Synopsis | Reader-submitted art. |
| Characters | Little Veronica Lodge; Sue Stringly; Geraldine Grundy; Peggy Clark; Pop Feebly |
| Synopsis | When the children are asked to write about the one thing they want for Christmas, Sue Stringly writes that all she wants is a light on the old water tower. She explains to Veronica that ducks keep flying into the water tower and getting hurt, and that she's been tending to the injuries of the fallen ducks. When another duck goes down while Ronnie is visiting, Sue gets angry, and the two girls climb to the top of the tower with a flashlight, which Sue uses to warn the ducks. But when Ronnie tries to get down, the ladder breaks, and when Sue pulls her to safety, the flashlight falls to the ground, leaving them stranded on top of the tower without a way to alert anyone. |
| Genre | humor; adventure |
| Script | Bob Bolling |
| Pencils | Bob Bolling (signed) |
| Inks | Bob Bolling (signed) |
| Colors | Barry Grossman |
| Letters | Bob Bolling |
| Notes | Notable background gags in this story include: a street-corner Santa winking at an attractive woman; a house with the contradictory signs of "Peace" and "Beware of the Dog"; and the girlie magazines and calendar in Pop Feebly's shed. |
| Characters | Little Jughead Jones; Little Archie Andrews; Little Veronica Lodge; Little Betty Cooper |
| Synopsis | Jughead uses up his meal ticket at a ski lodge. |
| Genre | children; humor |
| Script | Dexter Taylor |
| Pencils | Dexter Taylor |
| Inks | Dexter Taylor |
| Colors | Barry Grossman |
| Letters | Bill Yoshida |
| Characters | Little Sabrina; Aunt Hilda; Aunt Zelda; Santa Claus |
| Synopsis | Sabrina and her aunts help Santa Claus after his sled collides with a meteor. |
| Genre | children; humor; fantasy |
| Script | Dexter Taylor |
| Pencils | Dexter Taylor |
| Inks | Jon D'Agostino |
| Colors | Barry Grossman |
| Letters | Bill Yoshida |