| Issue | #83 |
| Published | November 1992 |
| Cover Price | $1.50 |
| Pages | 100 |
| Editing | Nanci Tsetsekas; Victor Gorelick; Richard Goldwater (editor-in-chief) |
| Notes | ISSN 07472668 |
| Characters | Archie Andrews; Mary Andrews; Betty Cooper; Veronica Lodge |
| Genre | teen; humor |
| Pencils | Stan Goldberg (signed) |
| Inks | Henry Scarpelli (signed) |
| Notes | ISSN 07472668 |
| Characters | Archie Andrews; Tony; Veronica Lodge; Jughead Jones; Betty Cooper; two unamed acquiantances of Jughead's |
| Synopsis | Several people have had bad experiences with Jughead and they pass on messages physically to Archie for his friend. |
| Genre | teen; humor |
| Script | Frank Doyle |
| Pencils | Dan Parent |
| Inks | Rudy Lapick |
| Colors | Barry Grossman; Nanci Tsetsekas; Caryn Antoniuk |
| Letters | Bill Yoshida |
| Characters | Archie Andrews; magician |
| Synopsis | A magician get Archie to volunteer for a disappearing act, and makes Archie's clothes disappear. |
| Genre | teen; humor |
| Characters | Moose Mason; Dilton Doily; Archie Andrews (cameo) |
| Synopsis | Moose fixes a broken toy for someone using Dilton's new book. |
| Genre | teen; humor |
| Characters | Sabrina; Aunt Hilda |
| Synopsis | Aunt Hilda takes Sabrina to a witches-only diner. |
| Genre | teen; humor |
| Characters | Josie McCoy; Valerie Brown |
| Synopsis | Josie laments that The Pussycats are not as successful as The Go-Go's. |
| Genre | teen; humor |
| Characters | Jughead Jones; Sophie Himmeldimmel; Betty Cooper; Veronica Lodge; Pop Tate; Archie Andrews; Reggie Mantle; Moose Mason |
| Synopsis | Reggie and Archie try to play a practical joke on Jughead but he turns the tables. |
| Genre | teen; humor |
| Characters | Betty Cooper; Veronica Lodge; Archie Andrews; Sylvia; Mr. Weatherbee; Miss Grundy; Moose Mason |
| Synopsis | Betty aces out Veronica for the last spot on the football cheerleading squad, so Veronica talks her into joining the gymnastic squad instead, to get her out of Archie's sight. But Archie injures himself and has to substitute gymnastic squad scorekeeping instead of playing football, so he still ends up spending time with Betty. |
| Genre | teen; humor |
| Characters | Archie Andrews; Reggie Mantle; Betty Cooper; Jughead Jones; Zach |
| Notes | Ad for Club Med as a family vacation destination. |
| Characters | Archie Andrews; Veronica Lodge; Reggie Mantle; Jughead Jones; Betty Cooper; Moose Mason |
| Synopsis | Reggie claims to be perfect, but Archie and Jughead find ways to show him the error of his ways. |
| Genre | teen; humor |
| Characters | Archie Andrews; Reggie Mantle; Betty Cooper; Veronica Lodge |
| Synopsis | Archie and Reggie get positions on the girls hockey team...as mascots. |
| Genre | teen; humor |
| Notes | Bottom of page has 2-line text ad for Archie Digest books at Waldenbooks and other locations. |
| Characters | Jughead Jones; Reggie Mantle; Archie Andrews; Betty Cooper; Veronica Lodge; Mr. Weatherbee; Pop Tate |
| Synopsis | Reggie and Archie try to convince Jughead that he can actually hypnotize people, but lose a bet to Jughead when he turns the tables. |
| Genre | teen; humor |
| Characters | Archie Andrews |
| Genre | gags |
| Notes | Twelve gags. |
| Characters | Archie Andrews; Jughead Jones; Betty Cooper |
| Synopsis | Archie and friends are cought in a tornado, which hurls the car containing Jughead into the air. |
| Genre | fact |
| Notes | Continued in Part II. |
| Characters | Archie Andrews; Betty Cooper; Jughead Jones; radio announcer |
| Synopsis | Archie and friends are left OK by the tornado, and survey the cleanup work to be done. |
| Genre | fact |
| Notes | Concluded from Part I. |
| Characters | Archie Andrews; Betty Cooper; Veronica Lodge; Reggie Mantle; Jughead Jones; Moose Mason; Midge Klump |
| Script | Dan DeCarlo (signed) |
| Pencils | Dan DeCarlo (signed) |
| Notes | Ad for the Archie newspaper comic strip with instructions on how to ask your local paper's editor to carry it. |
| Characters | Archie Andrews; Jughead Jones; Reggie Mantle; female gym instructor; female gym students |
| Synopsis | Archie joins the dance class on a dare and so many girls swoon over his dancing that the whole football team joins to better meet the girls. |
| Genre | teen; humor |
| Characters | Aunt Hilda; Sabrina; Harvey (cameo); nephew of Aunt Hilda's; Wanda; purse-snatcher |
| Synopsis | Aunt Hilda is lonely when everyone else appears to be out on a date, so she zaps up a man but he is a bust. She then captures a purse-snatcher and keeps him for awhile to enjoy the afternoon with. |
| Genre | teen; humor |
| Characters | Josie McCoy; Melody Valentine; Valerie Brown; Alexandra Cabot; Mr. Cabot; thieves; Bruno (a dog); police officer |
| Synopsis | The Cabots are lured away from home by a scam, but the rest of the Pussycats are house-sitting, and Melody captures the thieves using Bruno. |
| Genre | teen; humor |
| Characters | Reggie Mantle |
| Genre | humor |
| Notes | Phony highway-type signs with gag messages. |
| Synopsis | Promos for various Archie Publications comic books. |
| Genre | editorial |
| Script | Victor Gorelick |
| Notes | Includes small illustrations. |
| Characters | Jughead Jones; Archie Andrews; Betty Cooper; Veronica Lodge; Dr. Wilson; Dr. Wilson's nurse |
| Synopsis | Jughead get a toothache eating hard candy, so Archie rushes him to a dentist. Instead of getting the tooth repaired Jughead merely wants novocaine so he can continue eating, but the novocaine makes everything tast like cardboard. |
| Genre | teen; humor |
| Characters | Archie Andrews; Jughead Jones; Reggie Mantle; Coach Cleats; student trying out for football team |
| Synopsis | A new student tries out for kicking on the football team and does better than Reggie, though small in stature. |
| Genre | teen; humor |
| Characters | Li'l Jinx; Hap holliday (Li'l Jinx's father) |
| Synopsis | Li'l Jinx is watching the weather and laughing at the inaccurate forecast. |
| Genre | children; humor; gags |
| Script | Joe Edwards |
| Pencils | Joe Edwards |
| Inks | Joe Edwards |
| Letters | Joe Edwards |
| Notes | Credits from interview with Jim Amash. |
| Characters | Archie Andrews; Veronica Lodge |
| Synopsis | Veronica is testing lipstick and Archie is enjoying the kissing. |
| Genre | teen; humor |
| Characters | Veronica Lodge; Pre-Consumer Recycling Fairy; Post-Consumer Recycling Fairy; Archie Andrews (cameo on cover of comic only) |
| Synopsis | Veronica gets a lesson in recycling after noticing that Archie comics use recycled paper. |
| Genre | fact |
| Characters | Fred Andrews; Mary Andrews; Archie Andrews; Chef Gratin (on TV); Betty Cooper |
| Synopsis | Fred is confused when Archie takes up cooking and Betty fixes his car, reversing the roles Fred has been used to. |
| Genre | teen; humor |