Issue Details

Issue	#3
Published	February 1995
Cover Price	3.95
Pages	52
Editing	Scott Allie

Cover Details

Synopsis	"What? You say that Valentine's Day is swift approaching and you don't have that strange and special something for your best beloved? Look no further! What could be more fitting than a soupçon of wit, a dash of depravity, and a whole lot of dumb jokes? That's right! It's Instant Piano time once more, so if you've got the maturity, we've got the title for you! Instant Piano -- it's not just a comic book, it's the strangest date you've ever had... Topped off by the oh-so-romantic, bouncy, and bucolic cover by the joint talents of Piano-man Stephen DeStefano and special guest painter Bill Wray." From Dark Horse Comics solicitation.
Genre	Humor
Pencils	Stephen DeStefano
Inks	Stephen DeStefano
Colors	Bill Wray (painting)
Letters	typeset

1 page foreword, introduction, preface, afterword "The Peerless Piano Pouncing Society"

Script	Kyle Baker
Pencils	Kyle Baker
Inks	Kyle Baker
Letters	typeset

1 page Groovee Mouse And His Faithful Companion Potbelly story

Genre	Humor
Script	Stephen DeStefano
Pencils	Stephen DeStefano
Inks	Stephen DeStefano
Letters	Stephen DeStefano

1 page story "Life's Great Rewards"

Genre	Humor
Script	Mark Badger
Pencils	Mark Badger
Inks	Mark Badger
Letters	Mark Badger

1 page story "Max & Max"

Genre	Satire
Script	Robbie Busch
Pencils	Robbie Busch
Inks	Robbie Busch
Letters	Robbie Busch

1 page story "For God's Sake, Look At That Art!"

Genre	Satire
Script	Kyle Baker
Pencils	Kyle Baker
Inks	Kyle Baker
Letters	Kyle Baker

10 page The Eltingville Comic-Book, Science-Fiction, Fantasy, Horror, and Role-Playing Club! story "Bring Me The Head Of Bobba Fett!"

Genre	Satire
Script	Evan Dorkin
Pencils	Evan Dorkin
Inks	Evan Dorkin
Letters	Evan Dorkin

1 page story "Aren't You Glad You're Not This Guy?"

Genre	Satire
Script	Kyle Baker
Pencils	Kyle Baker
Inks	Kyle Baker
Letters	Kyle Baker

2 page story "Morons"

Genre	Satire
Script	Mark Badger
Pencils	Mark Badger
Inks	Mark Badger
Letters	Mark Badger

1 page story "Fund Raising For The Foolish; Dottie; House Party Hell"

Genre	Autobiography; Humor; Autobiography
Script	Mark Badger; Stephen DeStefano; Mark Badger
Pencils	Mark Badger; Stephen DeStefano; Mark Badger
Inks	Mark Badger; Stephen DeStefano; Mark Badger
Letters	Mark Badger; Stephen DeStefano; Mark Badger
Notes	Three short strips, each one-third of a page.

5 page Java Drive story "Java Drive: Part 3"

Genre	Satire
Script	Robbie Busch
Pencils	Robbie Busch
Inks	Robbie Busch
Letters	Robbie Busch

1 page Activities story "Pete + Sark, Savate Masters; Silly Sinemas"

Genre	Humor
Script	Mark Badger; Stephen DeStefano
Pencils	Mark Badger; Stephen DeStefano
Inks	Mark Badger; Stephen DeStefano
Letters	Mark Badger; Stephen DeStefano

1 page story "Meek Are The Blessed"

Genre	Satire
Script	Kyle Baker
Pencils	Kyle Baker
Inks	Kyle Baker
Letters	Kyle Baker

2 page Fotochop Funnies story "Sark Does Fotochop Funnies"

Genre	Humor
Script	Mark Badger
Pencils	Mark Badger
Inks	Mark Badger
Letters	Mark Badger

4 page You Are Here story

Genre	Satire
Script	Kyle Baker
Pencils	Kyle Baker
Inks	Kyle Baker
Letters	Kyle Baker

1 page story "I Love People, I Really Do"

Genre	Satire
Script	Kyle Baker
Pencils	Kyle Baker
Inks	Kyle Baker
Letters	Kyle Baker

3 page Devil Puppet; Java Drive story

Genre	Satire
Script	Evan Dorkin; Robbie Busch
Pencils	Evan Dorkin; Robbie Busch
Inks	Evan Dorkin; Robbie Busch
Letters	Evan Dorkin; Robbie Busch
Notes	First page features one-third page Devil Puppet pin-up by Evan Dorkin. The other two-thirds, plus the remaining two pages feature the Java Drive story.

2 page story "Auto-Bio-Angst Story"

Genre	Autobiography; Humor
Script	Mark Badger
Pencils	Mark Badger
Inks	Mark Badger
Letters	Mark Badger

2 page The Wusclenuts Show story "Hark, I Hear The Heart of Winter"

Genre	Humor
Script	Robbie Busch
Pencils	Robbie Busch
Inks	Robbie Busch
Letters	Robbie Busch

1 page story "Now Here's Something We Hope You'll Really Like!"

Genre	Gags
Script	Kyle Baker
Pencils	Kyle Baker
Inks	Kyle Baker
Letters	Kyle Baker; typeset

4 page Garduna Music... Tales of Italian Americans story "The Sunday Table"

Genre	Satire
Script	Stephen DeStefano
Pencils	Stephen DeStefano
Inks	Stephen DeStefano
Letters	Stephen DeStefano

1 page story "Marriage"

Genre	Autobiography; Humor
Script	Mark Badger
Pencils	Mark Badger
Inks	Mark Badger
Letters	Mark Badger

1 page Groovee Mouse And Pot Belly story

Genre	Satire
Script	Robbie Busch; Stephen DeStefano
Pencils	Robbie Busch (?); Stephen DeStefano (?)
Inks	Robbie Busch (?); Stephen DeStefano (?)
Letters	Robbie Busch (?); Stephen DeStefano (?)
Notes	Credited as "A Robbie & Stephen Thingy"

2 page letters page "Fan Page!"

Script	Kyle Baker
Letters	typeset
Notes	Kyle Baker answers letters this issue. Letters include some from comic writers Neil Gaiman, Nat Gertler, and Kurt Busiek.