| Issue | #9 |
| Published | August 2001 |
| Cover Price | $2.95 |
| Pages | 28 |
| Notes | Black & white interiors. |
| Genre | Satire |
| Pencils | Evan Dorkin |
| Inks | Evan Dorkin |
| Colors | Sarah Dyer |
| Letters | Evan Dorkin |
| Notes | Black & white interiors. |
| Genre | Satire |
| Script | Evan Dorkin |
| Pencils | Evan Dorkin |
| Inks | Evan Dorkin |
| Letters | Evan Dorkin |
| Notes | Index with 9 1-panel strips in the background featuring: Fanboy Confessional; Dr. Sues' "How The Grinch Stole Hanukkah!"; Comic Shop Cut-ups; How To Get Sued: Part 8; Dystopian Funnies!; "Highway Ribaldry?!"; Dr. Sidney Glick: World's Worst Dermatoligist!; Why Does The New Yorker Keep Rejecting My Cartoons?; Amnesty International House Of Pancakes; "Town Without Pitney". |
| Synopsis | Evan's childhood addiction to soda is cured when he accidently swigs a warm can of 7-up infested with ants! |
| Genre | Satire |
| Script | Evan Dorkin |
| Pencils | Evan Dorkin |
| Inks | Evan Dorkin |
| Letters | Evan Dorkin |
| Synopsis | Harlan's April fools jokes start to annoy the Riley's until they return the favor. |
| Genre | Satire |
| Script | Evan Dorkin |
| Pencils | Evan Dorkin |
| Inks | Evan Dorkin |
| Letters | Evan Dorkin |
| Genre | Satire |
| Script | Evan Dorkin |
| Pencils | Evan Dorkin |
| Inks | Evan Dorkin |
| Letters | Evan Dorkin |
| Synopsis | At the direction of his mother, two former fanboys attempt an "intervention" on Bill to help him change his geek lifestyle. Bill's nerdiness is too much to overcome however, as the former fanboys see the light and revert to their past toy collecting glory starting with Bill's prized collection. |
| Genre | Satire |
| Script | Evan Dorkin |
| Pencils | Evan Dorkin |
| Inks | Evan Dorkin |
| Letters | Evan Dorkin |
| Genre | Satire |
| Script | Evan Dorkin |
| Pencils | Evan Dorkin |
| Inks | Evan Dorkin |
| Letters | Evan Dorkin |
| Notes | 7 4-panel strips featuring: Martin Alan Kovacs- World's Worst Disgruntled Employee; MTV's Diarrhea; Cletus an' Billy Bob in: What's A Little Anal Probing Among Friends?; Myron The Living Voodoo Doll; Fisherman's Wife Gives Birth To Twins; Phil The Disco Skinhead; The Latchkey Kids! |
| Genre | Satire |
| Script | Evan Dorkin |
| Pencils | Evan Dorkin |
| Inks | Evan Dorkin |
| Colors | Sarah Dyer |
| Letters | Evan Dorkin |