| Issue | #3 |
| Published | January 1991 |
| Cover Price | 3.50 CAD; 2.95 USD |
| Pages | 44 |
| Editing | Chris Oliveros (credited) |
| Pencils | Joe Matt (painting) (signed) |
| Inks | Joe Matt (painting) (signed) |
| Colors | Joe Matt (painting) (signed) |
| Letters | Typeset |
| Synopsis | Picture of a matchbox with a mountie on a zebra. |
| Script | Carel Moiseiwitsch [as Moiseiwitsch] |
| Pencils | Carel Moiseiwitsch [as Moiseiwitsch] (painting) |
| Inks | Carel Moiseiwitsch [as Moiseiwitsch] (painting) |
| Colors | Carel Moiseiwitsch [as Moiseiwitsch] (painting) |
| Letters | Carel Moiseiwitsch [as Moiseiwitsch] (painting) |
| Notes | Inside front cover. |
| Synopsis | Indicia and table of contents. |
| Letters | Typeset |
| Synopsis | Two pictures of dogs that look a little like Snowy from Tintin. |
| Pencils | Luc Giard (signed) |
| Inks | Luc Giard (signed) |
| Colors | Luc Giard (signed) |
| Characters | Howie the Hat; Peter; Grammaw |
| Synopsis | Grammaw guilt trips Howie and Peter into buying an emergency dialer for her, in case she's in trouble. |
| Genre | Humor |
| Script | Wayno (signed) |
| Pencils | Wayno (signed) |
| Inks | Wayno (signed) |
| Letters | Wayno (signed) |
| Synopsis | A paranoid man with the mind of an ape builds a monument on his house to a dead dog. |
| Script | Richard Sala [as R. Sala] |
| Pencils | Richard Sala [as R. Sala] |
| Inks | Richard Sala [as R. Sala] |
| Colors | Richard Sala [as R. Sala] |
| Letters | Richard Sala [as R. Sala] |
| Synopsis | Various character traits are demonstrated. |
| Script | James Sturm (signed) |
| Pencils | James Sturm (signed) |
| Inks | James Sturm (signed) |
| Letters | James Sturm (signed) |
| Characters | Dan Quayle; Amelia Earhart; Lee Harvey Oswald; Charles Lindbergh Jr. |
| Synopsis | Two men with nut-shaped heads discuss conspiracy theories. |
| Script | Anthony Mostrom [as A. Mostrom] |
| Pencils | Anthony Mostrom [as A. Mostrom] |
| Inks | Anthony Mostrom [as A. Mostrom] |
| Letters | Anthony Mostrom [as A. Mostrom] |
| Synopsis | A picture of plane and two heads. |
| Script | Luc Giard (signed) |
| Pencils | Luc Giard (signed) |
| Inks | Luc Giard (signed) |
| Colors | Luc Giard (signed) |
| Letters | Luc Giard (signed) |
| Notes | Title from contents page, may not be a strip but simply three illustrations. |
| Characters | Joe Matt; Joe Matt's Mom; Joe Matt's Dad |
| Synopsis | Joe describes his parents. |
| Genre | Biography |
| Script | Joe Matt (credited) |
| Pencils | Joe Matt (credited) |
| Inks | Joe Matt (credited) |
| Letters | Joe Matt (credited) |
| Reprinted | in Peepshow (Kitchen Sink Press, 1992 series) #[nn]; in Peepshow (Drawn & Quarterly, 1999 series) #[nn] |
| Characters | Joe Matt [also as Batman]; Trish; Matt Wagner; Barb Wagner |
| Synopsis | Joe comes back from working in California with Matt Wagner and tells Trish how a typical day went while colouring Batman. |
| Genre | Biography |
| Script | Joe Matt (credited) |
| Pencils | Joe Matt (credited) |
| Inks | Joe Matt (credited) |
| Letters | Joe Matt (credited) |
| Reprinted | in Peepshow (Kitchen Sink Press, 1992 series) #[nn]; in Peepshow (Drawn & Quarterly, 1999 series) #[nn] |
| Characters | Joe Matt; Dave; Dave's older brother [Farmer] |
| Synopsis | Joe explains how his best friend when he was a kid grew up faster than him. |
| Genre | Biography |
| Script | Joe Matt (credited) |
| Pencils | Joe Matt (credited) |
| Inks | Joe Matt (credited) |
| Letters | Joe Matt (credited) |
| Reprinted | in Peepshow (Kitchen Sink Press, 1992 series) #[nn]; in Peepshow (Drawn & Quarterly, 1999 series) #[nn] |
| Characters | Joe Matt; Trish |
| Synopsis | Trish and Joe argue. |
| Genre | Biography |
| Script | Joe Matt (credited) |
| Pencils | Joe Matt (credited) |
| Inks | Joe Matt (credited) |
| Letters | Joe Matt (credited) |
| Reprinted | in Peepshow (Kitchen Sink Press, 1992 series) #[nn]; in Peepshow (Drawn & Quarterly, 1999 series) #[nn] |
| Characters | Joe Matt; Tom; Trish; The Grim Reaper |
| Synopsis | Joe dreams about Tom, who died in college. |
| Genre | Biography |
| Script | Joe Matt (credited) |
| Pencils | Joe Matt (credited) |
| Inks | Joe Matt (credited) |
| Letters | Joe Matt (credited) |
| Reprinted | in Peepshow (Kitchen Sink Press, 1992 series) #[nn]; in Peepshow (Drawn & Quarterly, 1999 series) #[nn] |
| Synopsis | A comic artist decides that sex and violence will make his comic sell but then he hears about a massacre at a Montreal University. |
| Genre | Biography; Satire |
| Script | Colin Upton (signed) |
| Pencils | Colin Upton (signed) |
| Inks | Colin Upton (signed) |
| Letters | Colin Upton (signed) |
| Notes | Note at the bottom of the strip states that "the first version of this cartoon appeared in Comics F/X No. 16 June/July '90." It has been completely re-drawn for this printing. Also a note that the title (and background music in some of the panels) comes from a song by Joe Jackson. |
| Characters | David Collier; Clara Bayliss Collier |
| Synopsis | Taking on roommates to pay the rent makes life very uncomfortable. |
| Genre | Biography |
| Script | Clara Bayliss Collier (credited) |
| Pencils | David Collier (credited) |
| Inks | David Collier (credited) |
| Letters | David Collier (credited) |
| Characters | Julie Doucet |
| Synopsis | Julie and her boyfriend walk drunk through the snow. |
| Genre | Biography |
| Script | Julie Doucet (signed) |
| Pencils | Julie Doucet (signed) |
| Inks | Julie Doucet (signed) |
| Letters | Julie Doucet (signed) |
| Reprinted | in Best of Drawn & Quarterly, The (Drawn & Quarterly, 1993 series) #[nn]; in Leve Ta Jambe Mon Poisson Est Mort! [Lift Your Leg My Fish is Dead!] (Drawn & Quarterly, 1993 series) #[nn] |
| Synopsis | A couple walks through a demonstration and goes to an art gallery. |
| Script | Carol Swain [as C. Swain] |
| Pencils | Carol Swain [as C. Swain] |
| Inks | Carol Swain [as C. Swain] |
| Letters | Carol Swain [as C. Swain] |
| Characters | George Bush [as Paddy Booshwah] |
| Synopsis | A brief (fake) history of George Bush. |
| Genre | Satire |
| Script | Frank Stack [as Foolbert Sturgeon] |
| Pencils | Frank Stack [as Foolbert Sturgeon] |
| Inks | Frank Stack [as Foolbert Sturgeon] |
| Letters | Frank Stack [as Foolbert Sturgeon] |
| Synopsis | A rock saves the world from an ink spot. |
| Genre | Humor |
| Script | John Oliveros (signed) |
| Pencils | John Oliveros (signed) |
| Inks | John Oliveros (signed) |
| Letters | John Oliveros (signed) |
| Characters | Julie Doucet |
| Synopsis | Julie takes a bath and the bathtub starts talking to her. |
| Genre | Biography; Fantasy |
| Script | Julie Doucet (signed) |
| Pencils | Julie Doucet (signed) |
| Inks | Julie Doucet (signed) |
| Letters | Julie Doucet (signed) |
| Reprinted | in Leve Ta Jambe Mon Poisson Est Mort! [Lift Your Leg My Fish is Dead!] (Drawn & Quarterly, 1993 series) #[nn] |
| Synopsis | A picture of a square-eyed mask. |
| Pencils | Luc Giard (signed) |
| Inks | Luc Giard (signed) |
| Colors | Luc Giard (signed) |
| Notes | Title from table of contents. |
| Characters | Julie Doucette |
| Synopsis | Ad for Dirty Plotte #1 with a full reproduction of the cover and some panels from the interior. |
| Script | Julie Doucette (credited) |
| Pencils | Julie Doucette (credited) |
| Inks | Julie Doucette (credited) |
| Letters | Julie Doucette (credited) |
| Characters | Ida Marx |
| Synopsis | Ida runs into an old friend who she has grown apart from and remembers how they were as children. |
| Genre | Biography |
| Script | Ida Marx (signed) |
| Pencils | Ida Marx (signed) |
| Inks | Ida Marx (signed) |
| Letters | Ida Marx (signed) |
| Synopsis | Wordless story about a couple who pick a flower and deflate the world. |
| Genre | Romance |
| Script | Bernie Mireault [as BEM] |
| Pencils | Bernie Mireault [as BEM] |
| Inks | Bernie Mireault [as BEM] |
| Colors | Bernie Mireault [as BEM] |
| Notes | Title from reprint. Original was untitled. |
| Reprinted | in Romantic Eye (Blind Bat Press [Mark Innes], 2006 series) #1 |
| Synopsis | Short biographies of all the creators, list of the back issues that are available and subscription info. |
| Script | Chris Oliveros ? |
| Letters | Typeset |
| Synopsis | A man does what he wants every day. |
| Genre | Humor |
| Script | David Abu Bacha (signed) |
| Pencils | David Abu Bacha (signed) |
| Inks | David Abu Bacha (signed) |
| Letters | David Abu Bacha (signed) |
| Synopsis | Rena explains how people don't believe she is working when she writes at home. |
| Genre | Biography |
| Script | Rena Cohen (signed) |
| Pencils | Diego Herrera [as YaYo] |
| Inks | Diego Herrera [as YaYo] |
| Letters | Typeset |
| Synopsis | Anne's family goes househunting with no intention of buying a new house. |
| Genre | Biography |
| Script | Anne D. Bernstein (signed) |
| Pencils | Anne D. Bernstein (signed) |
| Inks | Anne D. Bernstein (signed) |
| Colors | Anne D. Bernstein (signed) |
| Letters | Anne D. Bernstein (signed) |
| Pencils | Eve Damie (credited) (painting) |
| Inks | Eve Damie (credited) (painting) |
| Colors | Eve Damie (credited) (painting) |
| Characters | Mary Fleener |
| Synopsis | Mary explains how sometimes people do weird things that everyone else ignores. |
| Genre | Biography |
| Script | Mary Fleener (signed) |
| Pencils | Mary Fleener (signed) |
| Inks | Mary Fleener (signed) |
| Colors | Mary Fleener (signed) |
| Letters | Mary Fleener (signed) |
| Notes | On back cover of magazine. |