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Issue Details

Issue #3
Published September 1998
Cover Price 3.00 USD
Pages 68
Editing Jordan Crane
Notes The majority of the issue is printed as a very dark blue on white.

Cover Details

Pencils Jordan Crane
Inks Jordan Crane
Colors Jordan Crane
Letters Jordan Crane
Notes This is a wraparound cover.

1 page credits

Script Jordan Crane
Letters Jordan Crane
Notes This is printed in silver ink on white.

1 page story "Mr. Bread!"

Genre Humor
Script Jordan Crane
Pencils Jordan Crane
Inks Jordan Crane
Letters Jordan Crane
Notes This is the first page of the Mr. Bread strip printed in negative as grey on black.

1 page credits

Script Jordan Crane
Letters Jordan Crane
Notes This repeats the credit page, but with a negative-style effect, printing grey on black.

5 page story "Mr. Bread!"

Synopsis A junkie listens to the woes of a slice of bread.
Genre Drama
Script Jordan Crane
Pencils Jordan Crane
Inks Jordan Crane
Letters Jordan Crane

8 page story "Stairy-Eyed Automaton"

Synopsis An automaton sparks out.
Genre science-fiction
Script Aaron Kuehn
Pencils Aaron Kuehn
Inks Aaron Kuehn
Letters Typeset

1 page story "The Talking Clock Chronicles"

Synopsis A guy gets more than he bargained for when he buys a talking clock.
Genre Humor
Script Larry Stone
Pencils Larry Stone
Inks Larry Stone
Letters Larry Stone

4 page Sheri story "Picnic Payoff"

Characters Sheri; Kathy; Mr. Yarby; Dan
Synopsis Sheri and Kathy head off for a picnic, but reach a dead end.
Genre Humor
Script Henry Ng
Pencils Henry Ng
Inks Henry Ng
Letters Henry Ng

18 page story "Slow Jams"

Characters Dixon Ticonderoga; Mrs. Ticonderoga; Mr. Ticonderoga; Jenny Kim; Ian; Yunmi
Synopsis Dixon moves away from home to make hip-hop jewellery, but remains unsatisfied with his lot.
Script David Choe
Pencils David Choe
Inks David Choe
Letters Typeset

5 page story "Shit-Storm"

Synopsis A group of guys find a TV set in a ravaged landscape.
Script Brian Ralph
Pencils Brian Ralph
Inks Brian Ralph
Notes This is a wordless strip.

1 page story "Can I Help You?"

Synopsis a Yogi's sales technique doesn't work.
Genre Humor
Script Jordan Crane
Pencils Jordan Crane
Inks Jordan Crane
Letters Jordan Crane

4 page Sheri story "Sheri Exchanges A Small Favor"

Characters Sheri; Kathy; Mr. Yarby; Dan
Synopsis Sheri drops Dan and Yarby back home, but they don't have the new entry codes.
Script Henry Ng
Pencils Henry Ng
Inks Henry Ng
Letters Henry Ng

1 page story "Captain Castration Versus The Dickless Wonder"

Characters Captain Castration; The Dickless Wonder
Synopsis A conflict is avoided.
Genre Humor
Script Jordan Crane
Pencils Jordan Crane
Inks Jordan Crane
Letters Jordan Crane

1 page story "Not Proposing Any Solutions And Finding None Aplenty"

Synopsis What does violence solve?
Genre Humor
Script Jordan Crane
Pencils Jordan Crane
Inks Jordan Crane
Letters Jordan Crane

12 page story "Floating"

Characters Henry Good
Synopsis Henry ponders how his life is going while waiting for his girlfriend.
Script Jordan Crane
Pencils Jordan Crane
Inks Jordan Crane
Letters Jordan Crane

1 page story "All I Want Is More Beer"

Synopsis Grey on black version of the strip that appears on the inside back cover.
Script Jordan Crane
Pencils Jordan Crane
Inks Jordan Crane
Letters Jordan Crane

1 page Floating story

Synopsis The final page of the Floating story is grey on black.
Script Jordan Crane
Pencils Jordan Crane
Inks Jordan Crane
Letters Jordan Crane

1 page Punk Rock Rocket Boy story "All I Want Is More Beer"

Characters Punk Rock Rocket Boy; Shopper
Synopsis Punk Rock Rocket Boy wants a beer.
Genre Humor
Script Jordan Crane
Pencils Jordan Crane
Inks Jordan Crane
Letters Jordan Crane
Notes This strip is silver ink on white.