| Issue | #7 |
| Published | September-October 1974 |
| Frequency | bi-monthly |
| Cover Price | 0.20 USD |
| Pages | 36 |
| Editing | Joe Orlando; Paul Levitz (assistant) |
| Characters | Byron Bigbrain III |
| Genre | Humor |
| Pencils | Basil Wolverton (signed) |
| Inks | Basil Wolverton (signed) |
| Notes | Cover image is smaller version of back cover image. |
| Genre | Humor |
| Pencils | Sergio Aragones |
| Inks | Sergio Aragones |
| Letters | Typeset |
| Notes | Titles to sequences with short descriptions. |
| Characters | Cain; Abel; Eve; Superman |
| Synopsis | The greatest (?) comedians on Earth versus the greatest superhero on Earth in a test of endurance -- which one can endure the other longer! |
| Genre | Humor |
| Script | Sergio Aragones (plot); Steve Skeates (dialogue) |
| Pencils | Sergio Aragones; Kurt Schaffenberger (Superman images) |
| Inks | Sergio Aragones; Kurt Schaffenberger (Superman images) |
| Notes | Framing sequence. |
| Characters | Abel |
| Synopsis | You've heard of the Swamp Thing? Well, now meet -- Lawn Thing. |
| Genre | Humor |
| Script | David Michelinie |
| Pencils | Sergio Aragones |
| Inks | Sergio Aragones |
| Notes | Story introduced by Abel. |
| Reprinted | in Best of DC, The (DC, 1979 series) #60 |
| Synopsis | The most horrifying creatures ever to exist ouside our office. |
| Genre | Humor |
| Notes | Multiple one-panel gags. Multiple job numbers. |
| Synopsis | A taste-treat for the discerning Polp-purchaser. |
| Genre | Humor |
| Notes | Multiple one-panel gags. Multiple job numbers. |
| Characters | Cain; Abel; Superman |
| Genre | Humor |
| Script | Sergio Aragones (plot); Steve Skeates (dialogue) |
| Pencils | Sergio Aragones; Kurt Schaffenberger (Superman images) |
| Inks | Sergio Aragones; Kurt Schaffenberger (Superman images) |
| Notes | Framing sequence. |
| Synopsis | Hail, Hail, the gang's all here! |
| Genre | Humor |
| Notes | Multiple one-panel gags. Multiple job numbers. |
| Synopsis | And not even liquid drain cleaner could destroy it. |
| Genre | Humor |
| Script | Lee Marrs (plot); Steve Skeates (dialogue) |
| Pencils | Lee Marrs |
| Inks | Lee Marrs |
| Synopsis | After all the monster stories and gags in this issue, we thought you'd like to look at some ordinary folks, just like you or me. |
| Genre | Humor |
| Notes | Multiple one-panel gags. Multiple job numbers. |
| Characters | Little Miss Muffett; Batman |
| Synopsis | It's your turn to go PLOP, gang, as we present YOUR gags. |
| Genre | Humor |
| Script | Rob Zamsky; Marty Granius |
| Pencils | David Manak |
| Inks | David Manak |
| Notes | Gags from readers, redrawn by David Manak. Job numbers ZA-358 and ZA-359. |
| Characters | Cain; Abel; Eve; Superman |
| Genre | Humor |
| Script | Sergio Aragones (plot); Steve Skeates (dialogue) |
| Pencils | Sergio Aragones; Kurt Schaffenberger (Superman images) |
| Inks | Sergio Aragones; Kurt Schaffenberger (Superman images) |
| Notes | Framing sequence. |
| Synopsis | Time and time again we war our cartooists not to do these, but they never listen -- so YOU read 'em -- because we refuse to. |
| Genre | Humor |
| Script | Ted Robins; David Manak |
| Pencils | Ted Robins; David Manak |
| Inks | Ted Robins; David Manak |
| Notes | 2 Ted Robins gags (jobs ZA-350 and ZA-349). 1 David Manak gag (job number ZA-318). |
| Characters | Eve |
| Synopsis | Before we bury this clunker, let's hear about the most successful undertaker in the business. |
| Genre | Humor |
| Script | Jack Oleck |
| Pencils | David Manak |
| Inks | David Manak |
| Notes | Story introduced by Eve. |
| Reprinted | in Best of DC, The (DC, 1979 series) #60 |
| Characters | Cain; Abel; Eve; Superman |
| Genre | Humor |
| Script | Sergio Aragones (plot); Steve Skeates (dialogue) |
| Pencils | Sergio Aragones; Kurt Schaffenberger (Superman images) |
| Inks | Sergio Aragones; Kurt Schaffenberger (Superman images) |
| Notes | Framing sequence. This sequence is inside back cover in black and white. |
| Characters | Byron Bigbrain III. |
| Genre | Humor |
| Pencils | Basil Wolverton (signed) |
| Inks | Basil Wolverton (signed) |