| Issue | #82 |
| Published | March 1977 |
| Cover Price | 0.30 USD |
| Pages | 36 |
| Editing | ? |
| Characters | Betty Cooper; Archie Andrews; Jughead Jones; Dr. Norick |
| Genre | teen; humor; soap opera |
| Pencils | Stan Goldberg |
| Inks | Rudy Lapick |
| Colors | Barry Grossman |
| Characters | Betty Cooper; Dr. Norick; Archie Andrews; Veronica Lodge; Hiram Lodge |
| Synopsis | Betty is traumatized when Archie is badly injured in a car accident. Concerned, the Lodges send Betty to their psychiatrist, Dr. Norick, who records all of his sessions. While looking for a new tape to record her sessions, she discovers that Dr. Norick has hypnotized Mr. Lodge into giving him $100,000.00 when Norick uses the post-hypnotic word "armadillo." |
| Genre | teen; humor; soap opera |
| Script | Frank Doyle |
| Pencils | Stan Goldberg |
| Inks | Jon D'Agostino |
| Colors | Barry Grossman |
| Letters | Bill Yoshida |
| Characters | Josie McCoy; Alexander Cabot III; Alexandra Cabot; Valerie Brown |
| Synopsis | Alex plays jokes on everyone at a ski lodge until they get revenge on him by gluing him to the ski lift seat while they enjoy Hostess Cupcakes. |
| Genre | teen; humor; ad |
| Pencils | Dan DeCarlo |
| Characters | Li'l Jinx; Gigi |
| Synopsis | Li'l Jinx and Gigi escape from Greg during a snowball fight when they figure out who Greg likes better based on the number of times he hit each girl with a snowball. |
| Genre | children; humor; gags |
| Script | Joe Edwards |
| Pencils | Joe Edwards |
| Inks | Joe Edwards |
| Letters | Joe Edwards |
| Characters | Betty Cooper; Dr. Norick; an antique dealer; Archie Andrews (cameo) |
| Synopsis | Betty escapes from Dr. Norick by running into an antique store. She trips into an old mirror and is transported to another dimension. She watches through the mirror as Norick threatens the antiques dealer then leaves once he can't find Betty. Betty returns to her own dimension and the antiques dealer tells her of the mirror's power to protect the good ones. Wanting to see if Archie is well, the antique dealer switches on an old television that shows Archie is recovering very nicely. Overjoyed, Betty faints. |
| Genre | teen; humor; soap opera |
| Script | Frank Doyle |
| Pencils | Stan Goldberg |
| Inks | Jon D'Agostino |
| Colors | Barry Grossman |
| Letters | Bill Yoshida |
| Characters | Betty Cooper |
| Notes | Betty answers readers' letters. |
| Characters | Betty Cooper; an antiques dealer; Jughead Jones; Archie Andrews; Dr. Norick; Hiram Lodge; Veronica Lodge |
| Synopsis | Jughead finds Betty in the antique store and helps her to her feet. They decide to get the tape from Dr. Norick's office. Jughead tosses the tape to Betty as the police arrest him for trespassing. Betty races to the hospital where she hopes to find Mr. Lodge visiting Archie. Betty tosses the tape to Archie as Dr. Norick enters the room. Norick grabs Betty as Mr. Lodge and Veronica enter the room. Archie plays the tape implicating Norick as everyone listens. |
| Genre | teen; humor; soap opera |
| Script | Frank Doyle |
| Pencils | Stan Goldberg |
| Inks | Jon D'Agostino |
| Colors | Barry Grossman |
| Letters | Bill Yoshida |
| Notes | Find a secret message from Betty to Archie while they are driving in his car. |
| Characters | Betty Cooper; Archie Andrews; Dr. Norick; Hiram Lodge; the antiques dealer |
| Synopsis | Betty is freed from Dr. Norick's grip by Mr. Lodge and the police, who were looking for Dr. Norick to report that his office had been broken into. Mr. Lodge presses charges against Dr. Norick and bails Jughead out of jail. Betty goes to thank the antiques dealer for his help, but he and his shop have mysteriously disappeared. |
| Genre | teen; humor; soap opera |
| Script | Frank Doyle |
| Pencils | Stan Goldberg |
| Inks | Jon D'Agostino |
| Colors | Barry Grossman |
| Letters | Bill Yoshida |