Comic books in 'How to Speak... HC'

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1st printing. Written by Steve Mockus. Art by Travis Millard. Like Farts: A Spotter's Guide in size and format, this is a sound book. The concept is that it teaches you how to "speak zombie" and treats it as though it is like any other foreign language you might want (in this case, NEED) to know how to speak, now that you are surrounded by zombies. The book will feature 9-10 different day-in-the-life scenarios for situations in which you might need to speak zombie and gives different intonations for zombie sounds, including a large "Braaaaaains" button that you can hit if you panic. "Braaaaaains" is an all-purpose zombie phrase, and it'll get you out of any tight situation. Hardcover, 6 1/2-in. x 8-in., 24 pages, full color. Cover price $14.95.

1st printing. By Wu Kee Smith. This sound book teaches intergalactic trabelers in need how to understand and communicate with notoriously short-tempered Wookiees. The book supposes that you have been partnered with a Wookiee, or frequently find yourself in situations where you must deal with Wookiees, and offers phrases to use in communicating with them as well as crucial phrases that your Wookiee acquaintance may be trying to communicate with you. The book is set in the Star Wars universe, but we have included everday situations that push the Warsian world a bit. Hardcover, 6 1/2-in. x 8-in., 20 cardstock pages, full color. All Ages Cover price $16.95.